I know talking about contract language is suuuuch an indie comic cliche, but I’m sorry, it’s a part of the story that needed to be told.

Somehow it’s never made it into my comics, but there is a running joke (not a joke though) in my life about my crush on the fictional character Rory Gilmore from Gilmore Girls. So obviously, while Lorelai is lovely, I could not keep her from Luke and I could not be Rory’s dad because: gross!