He told me this weeks ago but I have been in a rut and I needed to draw something (nothing like a new website you want people to read to totally make you unable to draw anything) . Don’t know if that third panel works. Whatever – Bryan is going to be one of my roommates this year, so it’s a good idea for you all to get to know him in time for the fall semester, when I will chronicle all of our wild and crazy college antics in comic form. (Two words: flagpole sitting!)

Speaking of Weezer, have you heard their new songs? Yikes. I devote a troubling amount of my free time to figuring out what went wrong with this band. Because things went really wrong, you guys. It’s like you hire some company to paint your dining room and it’s so great. You’re hosting mad dinner parties in that dining room because it’s so beautiful. Your friends love it, everyone loves it. You’re not watching TV and you’re not walking the dog because, please, those are not things you can do in the dining room. But then you’re like, okay, enough, I have to sleep at some point. So you hire that same company to paint your bedroom. And they do it in the same color and they use the same types of paintbrushes and it’s most of the same crew using all the same theories of how to paint a room. Except it really sucks and you don’t want to spend any time in that bedroom. And it’s hard to really blame the painters because you can’t figure out where they went wrong! But still, you’re angry because you spent so much money and had such high hopes and you realize that, without question, something definitely went wrong. Maybe it was that Matt Sharp left the painting company after working on the dining room. Who knows. Anyway, read this old interview because it’s super interesting.